So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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