Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
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i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
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I get a little bitchy. We all know that
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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