all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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