Where did you get a picture of my penis
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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