She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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