There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
