Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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