just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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