We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
you made out with another girl for some wings
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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