OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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