your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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