The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
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This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
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She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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