Quick, to the slutcave!
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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