4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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