I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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