He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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