Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
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He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
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Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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