the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
it's like iHOP with fire
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
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