this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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