On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
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White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
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