I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
is wine microwaveable?
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Randomize
