how hairy? two words: wookie tits
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
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i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
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So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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