Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
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MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
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WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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