Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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