Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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