need another drink. this is the easiest way
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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