For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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