walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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