Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
you're hired as official boob wrangler
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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