do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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