We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
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I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
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Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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