Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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