Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
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I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
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We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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