Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
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I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
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Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
And then my night got REAL pukey
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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