I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
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I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
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Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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