still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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