On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Randomize
