worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
