she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
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I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
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I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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