i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
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Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
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no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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