I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Randomize
