IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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