Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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