so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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