I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
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i drank out of a bidet.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
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Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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