He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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