FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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