"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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