Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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