Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
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The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
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Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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