Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
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It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
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well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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