The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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