I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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