Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
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If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
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I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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