Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
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When did we convert life to cartoon?
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
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Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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