I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
It was confusing and full of hummus
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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