Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
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Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
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Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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