Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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